god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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