Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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