I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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