you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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