well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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