Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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