i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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