So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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