There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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