Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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