Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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