Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i think my mom watched the whole time
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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