Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
