Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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