He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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