did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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