never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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