bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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