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He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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