I love black thongs
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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