Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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