Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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