Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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