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(402): View more from Nebraska

Houston.. we have a drinking problem..

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(937): View more from Ohio

He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"

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(336): View more from North Carolina

he said i'm too pretty to suck penis

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(908): View more from New Jersey

how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great

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(831): View more from California

im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public

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(630): View more from Illinois

When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...

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(949): View more from California

Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.

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