Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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