There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
