why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
