Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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