I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
My bed smells like the plague
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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