Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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