stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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