I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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