It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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