He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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