I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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