Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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