I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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