I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Four minutes until I can fart!
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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