I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
There r osticjed everywhere
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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