ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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