he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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