in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Randomize
