Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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