P.S. I can't hear my feet
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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