She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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