Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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