Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
sex in a hospital.. check
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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