Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
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