Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
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