Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
A+ Viking dick
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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