no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
So many bounce houses so little time
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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