I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize