I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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