I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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