lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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